my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum
they have the weirdest fucking conversations omfg
important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT ME. WHAT BITCHES. THEY SAID I EAT ALL OF THE COCOA PUFFS WHENEVER WE GET THEM.
WELL, SAY GOOD BYE TO ALL OF YOUR COCOA PUFFS NOW YOU CUNTS.
anyone who’s saying “Just trust Disney, they never let us down!” about Frozen.
DO YOU NOT REMEMBER HOME ON THE FUCKING RANGE?
no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday
can you check in the back
can you check in the closet
I did, and I found Dean Winchester.
Man you went in deep.
not as deep as castiel
Y-yeeey… least exciting post ever. Sorry guys. I don’t have much money
So I just hit 200 followers!! For me that’s actually really exciting so I’m going to giveaway uh a … not even proper prize. I’ll buy you stuff on amazon! T-that’s what I’ve got so far (I will also throw in a sketching/drawing a of some sort if you’d like, by ulf-visi).
So I will buy you anything on amazon totalling £30!! (not including shipping, that I’ll just add on top) ((for followers I’ll take it up to £45))
You don’t have to be following me (but you can if you want, i mostly blog thorki, avengers, and feminist stuff)
Reblogs and likes both count
Reblog as much as you like
Closing date will be 25th June so you have just over a week
sorry it’s so small and crappy everyone but i can’t afford much more uwu
I bet most countries usually try and dismiss stereotypes
and then there’s Britain
LETS MAKE A FUCKING TV DOCUMENTARY ABOUT TEA
AND WE’LL GET VICTORIA WOOD TO PRESENT IT
HELL, WE’LL EVEN THROW IN SOME BRITISH TELEVISION GREATS LIKE GRAHAM NORTON AND WE’LL GET IN MATT SMITH TOO BECAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES DOCTOR WHO.
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama